The Long Yuletide War: A short-story cycle

Seasons Beatings!
Lots of people bemoan the way that commercialism has crept into Christmas. The purchasing of gifts, often above and beyond what one can afford, has become so insane that people are injured every year when stampedes of shoppers force their way in the moment the temple shopping mall doors open.

Team Leximonkey celebrates Buy Nothing Day on what is otherwise known as Black Friday. And there are lots of other people out there who are dismayed at the commercialism of Christmas, at what it's doing to us as a people and a culture, and wonder Can't we go back to how it used to be? Back when it was all sentimental and family oriented and not about buying "things"?

To use a well worn phrase, "Christmas isn't what it used to be. But then again, it never was what it used to be."

The commercial conquest of Christmas goes back to early 19th C. America. This was a time when the population was rapidly moving to the cities and leaving the farms, although they still maintained a very agrarian sensibility.

The old-school, agrarian Christmas was a very public drunken orgy filled with licentiousness, a modicum of violence, and the temporary reversal of social roles. Because the season was one of upending the social order as the year died and the new one was born, social conventions about drunkenness, sex, dress, noise, and just about all sorts of proper behavior were thrown out the window.

One of the big aspects of the Yuletide (the old Pagan name for the season) involved what came to be known in English as "mumming"; the dressing up in strange costumes and going to the Lord of the Manor's home. During the Yule season, the peasants were allowed do demand entry when mumming. Upon being granted entrance they would perform traditional folk-plays involving the capturing, mating, killing, and resurrection of a shaggy, horned, wild forest man.

They would then demand to be fed and given drink, and not the cheap stuff either. Social propriety going back to feudalism demanded that the lord &/or Lady comply. It was the season, after all. Besides, if you didn't, the mummers would trash your place. And the town would consider it proper.

You can see the echoes of this practice in everything from trick-or-treating, Christmas caroling, Mardi Gras, and the English tradition of Boxing Day.

By the early 19th C., American Lords of the Manor were capitalist robber barons who owned factories, not farms. They were divorced emotionally from the agrarian seasons and cycles, and felt no sense of noblesse oblige towards the dirty urban peasants who would wander the streets every Christmas firing blanks into the air and pelting the unwary with snowballs, then come around drunk and lewd, demanding good food and drink under threat of pelting the house with rocks & dung & verbal abuse.

And then you had to await the next band of mummers coming down the road, already having been boozed up at their previous stops.

Scrooge wasn't making Bob Cratchit work Christmas because he hated the Baby Jesus. It's just that by then, Christmas had fallen into semi-ill-repute until Charles Dickens rescued it. The Puritans never liked it in the first place. The Bible makes no mention of Dec. 25th, and people took FAR too much public license to get crazy drunk and fuck under the rubric of "The Season".

Now Mr. Fezziwig, Scrooge's old boss way back when, he knew what a "traditional" Christmas party was supposed to be. I contend that that's Mrs. F. being accosted by the young clark with the mistletoe (and she does seem to be smiling as he does), and that the guest in the yellow dress and Mr. F. are gonna be macking away in their own corner after a few more dances and some more punch.

T'was the season, baby!

The efforts of the capitalist elites to get their peons to work on Christmas and not get drunk generally failed, so they tried a new tack.

They invented "Family Christmas".

Washington Irving, author of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, was part of an elite New York group that called themselves the Knickerbockers. Among their projects was to promulgate the idea that Christmas should not be a day to go out on promenade (for the upper class) or mumming (for the peasants), but to stay at home and focus on the domestic peasantry. By that I mean the children & servants of the household.

In the early 19th C., children were on the lowest rung of the family pecking order. They were literally the "peasants". And since there was already a tradition of the Master of the Hall being generous to the peasants at this time of year, that energy was re-directed towards the domestic peasantry. This allowed the rich urbanites to shut their doors to the mummers and not be seen as shirking a social duty.

And being good capitalists, they actively promoted the idea of buying gifts for Christmas. Gift books, rather similar to almanacs or today's bathroom book, were massively popular as Christmas gifts, and may be the first commercial item identified that was produced specifically to be given away as a gift.

And here comes the best part: the advertisements in the newspapers hit on three themes:
  • Christmas gifts should never be mundane, practical items, but luxuries. Because mundane, practical gifts are against the Christmas spirit.
  • Christmas is a season of misrule and upended expectations, so don't consider cost. It is the season to spend lots of money on the luxuries and gifts. What used to be the last indulgent feast before the winter freeze became an excuse for shopaholism.
  • That this sort of gift giving is an old tradition that you may have forgotten about, but here's a reminder advertisement.

    That last part is the kicker for me. With skilled propaganda, they convinced the American public that spending money they can't quite afford and staying home on Christmas Day was more traditional than going out in public wearing weird costumes, making an absolute racket with drums & horns and pistols firing blanks, getting a bit loaded, and getting to 2nd base with someone you just met at the party.

    So given that our farms are for the most part corporate owned and our population is overwhelmingly urban, we continue to literally "buy into" the consumerist model of Christmas.

    Oh, how we have been brainwashed.

    Personally...

    Gimme that old-time religion...
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    Previously in O,DIKTO?:

    -The Writing Process

    -Holidays were so much better back then: Valentines Day
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    Getting Cows Knocked Up

    • Aug. 9th, 2009 at 7:47 PM
    That is so many kinds of wrong!

    getting cows knocked up
    Originally uploaded by nicole the vet..
    DAYUM, I will never complain about bartending being hell on the hands AGAIN!


    EDIT: Lexi had to go & make it worse by pointing out "Someone had to go masturbate a bull to collect that bucket of semen".
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    Buccanneering in the land of round bacon

    • Jun. 18th, 2009 at 10:08 AM
    APLFM!: Yellowbeard
    And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
    Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
    It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
    When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

    -Arrogant Worms, "Last Saskatchewan Pirate"



    Previously in O,DITKO?:

    -Pirates

    -Western Canada Feels Wrath of the Tentacles

    -Canada militarizes the arctic, threatens violent retaliation in the face of US, Viking pressure

    -Canada Refuses to Be America's Bitch, Tells U.S. Ambassador (Politely) to Get Stuffed
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    It's alla 'bout tha' Benjamins!
    [Previously posted, reposted in honor of the current Financial meltdown]

    Some of the biggest men in the United States, in the Field of commerce and manufacture, are afraid of something. They know that there is a power somewhere -- so organized, so subtle, so watchful, so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive -- that they better not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it.
    -Woodrow Wilson, 1913

    Where does money come from? Why doesn't your government own it's own money? Why does your government borrow all it's money from private banks at interest? What is "fractional reserve banking?"

    Our money system is a big fucking ponzi scheme, based on debt. Debt that can never be paid back. Because if it did, the supply of money would disappear. No debt, no money.

    Our economy is based on IOUs. And IOUs taken out against IOUs. This is how the housing market collapsed, massive numbers of people unable (or too fucking smart) to continue paying the debt on houses that ad less value than the debt itself.

    If you use money and carry any kind of debt, you need to watch this video. Your kids, as well. It's not like they're going to get this lesson at school.

    Especially when suicide is growing more and more popular as a response to crushing debt. And not just in America. In India, farmers drowning in debt (from turning to corporate chemicals they thought would save their farms) are killing themselves with the very pesticide that have destroyed their land and enslaved them to Monsanto.
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    Paul Grignon's 47-minute animated presentation of "Money as Debt" tells in very simple and effective graphic terms what money is and how it is being created. It is an entertaining way to get the message out. The Cowichan Citizens Coalition and its "Duncan Initiative" received high praise from those who previewed it. I recommend it as a painless but hard-hitting educational tool and encourage the widest distribution and use by all groups concerned with the present unsustainable monetary system in Canada and the United States.
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    Previously in O,DIKTO?

    -SHUT UP! YOU SUCK & ARE WRONG & IT'S GONNA COST MORE THAN WE CAN COMPREHEND, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

    -Dollars, Oil, & The Big Wipeout

    -"Fuck Horatio Alger & His Books

    -Up Against The Wall, All Of You!

    -I Think I Shall Call It "Bush League Housing"

    -Calls Warfare: Just Wage It!

    -Meet Your Ruling Class, New York
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    Running on empty
    There's another excellent documentary from the CBC out there titled Cuba: The Accidental Revolution featuring David Suzuki. It's not currently available on the web but if you come across it, do check it out.

    The solution to our upcoming Long Emergency and the perpetual decline in remaining fossil fuels will not come from barricading ourselves behind walls, stocking up on ammunition to hoard what we have against our neighbors, and trying to be the last one standing.

    It will arise from us coming together, rebuilding our communities, and learning just where it is that food comes from. And making that our happen locally.

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    The Power of Community: How Cuba Survived Peak Oil
    http://www.powerofcommunity.org/cm/index.php
    When the Soviet Union collapsed in 1990, Cuba's economy went into a tailspin. With imports of oil cut by more than half (and food by 80 percent) people were desperate.

    This film tells of the hardships and struggles as well as the community and creativity of the Cuban people during this difficult time. Cubans share how they transitioned from a highly mechanized, industrial agricultural system to one using organic methods of farming and local, urban gardens. It is an unusual look into the Cuban culture during this economic crisis, which they call "The Special Period."

    The film opens with a short history of Peak Oil, a term for the time in our history when world oil production will reach its all-time peak and begin to decline forever. Cuba, the only country that has faced such a crisis (the massive reduction of fossil fuels) is an example of options and hope«
     blog it


    Previously in O,DIKTO?
    -There Is No War On Terror

    -Things That Can't Go On Forever... DON'T!

    -Where does money come from? it comes from DEBT

    -2016, we're running low on oil. What might that look like...

    We're running out. And we don't have a plan
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    There is No War on Terror

    • Aug. 15th, 2008 at 10:06 AM
    Running on empty
    "I personally believe there is a deep relationship between the events of 9/11 and Peak Oil, but it's not something I can prove... It seems evident to me that 9/11 was, in effect, a kind of pretext for the US to expand its military hold on the two most important oil-producing regions on the planet [The Middle East & Caspian Sea]."
    -Richard Heinberg, author of Peak Everything: Waking Up to the Century of Declines, Sr. Fellow of the Post Carbon Institute

    "Oil Smoke & Mirrors" offers a sobering critique of our perceived recent history, of our present global circumstances, and of our shared future in light of imminent, under-reported and mis-represented energy production constraints.

    Through a series of impressively candid, informed and articulate interviews, this film argues that the bizzare events surrounding the 9/11 attacks, and the equally bizzare prosecution of the so-called "war on terror", can be more credibly understood in the wider context of an imminent and critical divergence between available global oil aupply and and global oil demand.

    The picture "Oil, Smoke & Mirrors" paints is one of a tragically hyper-mediated global-political culture, which, for whatever reason, demonstrably disassociates itself from the values it claims to represent.

    While the ideas presented in this film can at first seem daunting, it's ultimate assertion is that these challenges can indeed be met and surpassed, if, but only if, we can find the courage to perceive them.




    Rule number 1 of survival: "Perceive and Believe: Don't fall into the deadly trap of denial or of immobilizing fear. Admit it: You're really in trouble and you're going to have to get yourself out."


    Previously in O,DIKTO?

    -Where does money come from? It comes from debt

    -2016, we're running low on oil. What might that look like?

    -We're running out. And we don't have a plan

    -When Fascism Comes to America...

    -America. We Love Our Wars. And More Are Coming.
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    American Badass: Jack Lalanne
    As a student of physical culture, food is a vital component of my studies. I came from the New York fried-crap school of eating. Food was something to get out of the way so I could get on with my life. I'm coming to understand that our national relationship with food, how we think about it, how we consume it, and particularly how we produce it are issues central to health, strength and life.

    I used to be ~40 heavier, sedentary, comparatively weak for a guy my size, and in and out of chronic pain. So yeah, I've give this stuff a fair bit of thought.

  • [Fat] is not a cause of illness and death; it's a symptom. The real killer is inactivity...

    It starts as a reflection of our modern lifestyle and degenerates into musculoskeletal system dysfunction. Functional women are active women; they have the right stuff and use it. Dysfunctional women are not active — and it's not because they're lazy. They simply lack the musculoskeletal resources that would allow them to be active enough to control their weight...

    There's a big difference between management and manipulation. Without being conscious of it, most people with weight problems are manipulators. They aren't feeding themselves in order to fuel the 700 trillion cells; they are, rather, eating to manipulate their blood chemistry and metabolism in order to feel good enough to get through another day...

    In fact, all the best-selling diet gurus are manipulators, not managers. Their solution to obesity is to encourage other forms of fiddling with blood chemistry to adjust the body's metabolism...

    All of them overlook the central question: why does our metabolism need such overt adjusting?...

    My answer to all these questions is musculoskeletal function. Those who are immune from obesity are functional. Their bodies are able to efficiently process whatever they eat and turn it into energy. They don't need to fiddle with their blood chemistry because thanks to a robust, muscle-driven metabolic process, it takes care of itself. They easily meet all three requirements for weight management:

    1. Overeating isn't a problem for them, because their metabolic burn rate and their intake of calories naturally converge. They feel no craving for salt, sugar, and excess fats and carbohydrates to make up for an imbalance.

    2. Since it's a pleasure for them to move, they have enough physical exercise to convert fuel into energy.

    3. They have full musculoskeletal system function, to keep the major muscle groups up and running

    -Pete Egoscue with Roger Gittines, Pain Free For Women: The Revolutionary Program for Ending Chronic Pain


    What I want to ask people who are doing Ornish or Atkins or other types of blood-chemistry manipulation diets is Can you keep feeding your body like that for the rest of your life? The research seems to indicate "no". Read Rethinking Thin: The New Science of Weight Loss—and the Myths and Realities of Dieting by Gina Kolata

  • The CBC did a segment on The Shangri-La Diet. Seth Roberts himself is interviewed, and he explains how it works. From personal experience, it works. And it's not like the other diets (I believe) because it's not trying to manipulate blood chemistry, it's about managing your food intake (as well as dealing with hunger). And it's not eliminating whole classes of food, or forcing you to buy specially packaged corporate meals.



    And even if someday science proves that Roberts' theory is wrong... who cares? It still works, and does so without sending you into states of abnormal blood chemistry.

    [info]piemancer put up a very telling post about how Shangri-La changed her relationship to hunger. I've had the same experience with hunger. This is part of what Gina Kolata's research demonstrated. Go read about the prisoners who volunteered for the feeding study. Someone with a low set-point just doesn't experience hunger the same way as someone with a higher set-point, and the hunger shut soff much sooner.

    And by the way, y'all so-inclined can just put a fucking cork in the Oh, the fatties just need to show some self-control. Not only are you being a hateful ass, you don't understand the biology behind it. Go read Kolata & Roberts before you go flapping your gums and getting all haterish. The body uses hunger to achieve the set-point that genetics wants.

    One of the main reasons Lexi & I are so big on Egoscue is that it addresses one of the central realities: Movement is absolutely central and indespensible to health and maintaining healthy weight. No ifs, ands, or buts. The problem is if you have dysfunctional musculoskeletal system, movement does not feel good, and pain is the end result. If you're fully functional, movement feels joyous and you don't develop pain.

    And to move requires energy. Fuel. Food. Without it, there can be no movement, hence no life. And we, as a society, have developed a profoundly unhealthy relationship with food. (The subject of what the corporations have done to the quality of our food is a whole 'nuther post.)

    This is why the car dying is the greatest thing that ever happened to my heath. I firmly believe I't still be overweight and unhealthy if I was still being ferried around instead of moving myself. (The subject of why strength training is a necessity for weight loss is also the subject of a whole 'nuther post. But really, get off the freakin' treadmill [you're a human, not a gerbil!], stop wasting your time on the stair-nothing, and pick up a kettlebell.)

  • It's not eating meat that killing us and destroying the planet. It's how WE eat (and just as importantly produce) meat that's killing us and destroying the planet.



    If you're out killing your meat with a stick, rock on. But if you're like most 'Murricans who either get their meat from the drive-thru window or wrapped in plastic at the supermarket... EAT LESS MEAT.

    Previously in O,DIKTO?

    -Thoughts on Physical Culture

    -So, About This American Diet Of Ours...

    -I <3 Jack LaLanne

    -Middle-aged housewives gettin' all hot & sweaty together. IN PUBLIC!

    -Bigger, Faster, Stronger*

    -Fuck what I weight on Mars, show me that Earth reaging again!

    -Are You Fit To Live?
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    It's alla 'bout tha' Benjamins!
    Some of the biggest men in the United States, in the Field of commerce and manufacture, are afraid of something. They know that there is a power somewhere -- so organized, so subtle, so watchful, so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive -- that they better not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it.
    -Woodrow Wilson, 1913

    Where does money come from? Why doesn't your government own it's own money? Why does your government borrow all it's money from private banks at interest? What is "fractional reserve banking?"

    Our money system is a big fucking ponzi scheme, based on debt. Debt that can never be paid back. Because if it did, the supply of money would disappear. No debt, no money.

    Our economy is based on IOUs. And IOUs taken out against IOUs. This is how the housing market collapsed, massive numbers of people unable (or too fucking smart) to continue paying the debt on houses that ad less value than the debt itself.

    If you use money and carry any kind of debt, you need to watch this video. Your kids, as well. It's not like they're going to get this lesson at school.

    Especially when suicide is growing more and more popular as a response to crushing debt. And not just in America. In India, farmers drowning in debt (from turning to corporate chemicals they thought would save their farms) are killing themselves with the very pesticide that have destroyed their land and enslaved them to Monsanto.
    clipped from video.google.com
    Paul Grignon's 47-minute animated presentation of "Money as Debt" tells in very simple and effective graphic terms what money is and how it is being created. It is an entertaining way to get the message out. The Cowichan Citizens Coalition and its "Duncan Initiative" received high praise from those who previewed it. I recommend it as a painless but hard-hitting educational tool and encourage the widest distribution and use by all groups concerned with the present unsustainable monetary system in Canada and the United States.
     blog it




    Previously in O,DIKTO?

    -"Fuck Horatio Alger & His Books

    -Up Against The Wall, All Of You!

    -I Think I Shall Call It "Bush League Housing"

    -Calls Warfare: Just Wage It!

    -Meet Your Ruling Class, New York
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    Ψ Φ, the literature of possible futures

    • Jul. 24th, 2008 at 9:58 AM
    Kitten of the Apocalypse
    I've been accused (more than once) of having a Mad Max vision of the future.

    Not necessarily. I absolutely believe in The Long Emergency. I think American, and indeed, World society is on deck for serious upheavals.

    But what kind of future is it going to be?

    I've come up with a couple of books I've read recently that each, in their way, paint a possible future. I recommend them all as great reading in and of themselves.

  • First, the bad news. Starfish. The book rejected by Russian publishing houses for being "too depressing". This is the Grim Meathook Future at it grimmest and meathookiest.

    North America's insatiable need for more and more energy has led to tapping the geothermal vents on the bottom of the ocean. The workers who tend the facilities are all cyborgs, made to survive at the bottom of the ocean. And every last one of them is a vicious, abusive predator, or a long-term survivor of abuse at the hands of such like. Only people like that are bent enough (but not broken) to handle the cramped living conditions at the bottom of the sea.

    Of course, everyone's a volunteer. Things are really fucked up back on land.

    Peter Watts is, IMO, the poet laureate of the Grim Meathook Future. And this book is the first of a trilogy. Book 2 moves onto land and yeah, you'll wish you were back on the ocean floor. Book 3... Ya know, a monkey can only take so much GMF. Maybe it all ends well. But if you want to see the really, REALLY bad case-scenario... Starfish. Lets work at this NOT being the way we go.

  • Galveston by Sean Stweart is set in a world where magic has returned. Building up slowly, more and more starting in the 70s, the magic exploded out and almost drowned the city of Galveston.

    And this isn't the happy, smiley my-little-elf-friends magic. This is old-school, force-of-nature, squash-you-like-bug magic come screaming down the street. We're in the realm of Bruno Betelheim made manifest. Of course, it being Mardi Gras, people gravitated to whatever Krewe had enough sanity and coherence to survive The Flood.

    Eventually, the Island is divided in two. The normal people live on one side, and all the magic is banished to the other side, where Momus reigns over a perpetual Carnivale.

    Magic aside, the depictions of what life might be like if all our electricity and high-energy technology were taken away is pretty interesting. They're somewhat incidental to the story, but given that I live in a high-energy society, it did make me think. If you like this one, Resurrection Man takes place before, and The Night Watch takes place after, Galveston, though it's not necessary to read them in order.

  • Brown Girl In The Ring by Nalo Hopkinson involves Afro-Caribbean religion and magic in Toronto. But things are not well in Canada (SHOCK!).

    Riots and economic downturn and other circumstances have caused the central government to basically abandon downtown Toronto. No police, no hospitals, no services whatsoever. The people left there have to fend of themselves. It's what American warplanners are calling a feral city:
    Imagine a great metropolis covering hundreds of square miles. Once a vital component in a national economy, this sprawling urban environment is now a vast collection of blighted buildings, an immense petri dish of both ancient and new diseases, a territory where the rule of law has long been replaced by near anarchy in which the only security available is that which is attained through brute power. (1) Such cities have been routinely imagined in apocalyptic movies and in certain science-fiction genres, where they are often portrayed as gigantic versions of T. S. Eliot's Rat's Alley. (2) Yet this city would still be globally connected. It would possess at least a modicum of commercial linkages, and some of its inhabitants would have access to the world's most modern communication and computing technologies. It would, in effect, be a feral city.
    I could totally see Oakland going feral after a major earthquake. BEFORE Iraq, emergency planners were talking about "in case of major earthquake expect to be on your own with no rescue for two weeks". I don't see any help coming now. Maybe Blackwater will be sent in to secure the port. But if all the roads are ripped to shreds, what good is a port? I expect they'll leave us all to die here in the 510 if a devastating quake hits.

    We all saw what happened in N'Awlins. Are you fit to live through 2 weeks after a local disaster?

    Etre fort pour etre utile.

  • Lastly, the book that is in many ways the most hopeful, World Made By Hand by James Kunstler (author of "The Long Emergency" and The Geography of Nowhere).

    A nuclear bomb snuck into the port of LA, and now EVERY SINGLE CONTAINER coming into American ports is searched. Trade with America grinds to a halt because it's too much of a hassle. More disastrous wars in the Holy Land. Then Washington gets nuked.

    The power eventually shuts off, the cars stop running... but life goes on. It even has a trailer:



    The biggest theme of this book is the rethinking of what community means. Cheap oil and energy has allowed us to build lives where we are not interdependent on our neighbors for our survival. But then, we Americans have always bought into the myth of the loner going out into the world and carving their destiny. But if you look at this country's history, it was and still is, built and sustained by it's communities.

    It just that what that means is going to have to change.

    This book, I can guarantee you, ends on an up note. I would SO live in the world made by hand. Little House in the (916), anyone?

    Previously in O,DIKTO?:

    -I always did want to learn blacksmithing (Book review of S. M Stirling's "The Changed World" series)

    -The Memento School of Literature Appreciation

    -Holiday Grim-Meathook-Future reading list
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    Running on empty
    Crude Awakening poster

    Here's the entire movie, subtitled in Polish. It interferes with the segment about Azerbaijan, but that's only a small part.



    Don't fucking blather to me about biofuels. Not when The World Bank's leaked secret report says that up to 75% of the current world food crisis is due to diverting agriculture away from feeding people to keeping the fucking cars running.

    Biofuels are a crime against humanity, not an economic option!

    The plan we don't have, it's the how are we going to live when the cheap, abundant oil that has made nearly every aspect of our lives possible becomes rare, hard to get, and expensive? plan

    It's the Given that there is nothing on the technical horizon that even comes close to replacing oil in terms of our energy needs, what are we going to do when suddenly there isn't enough of the stuff that makes the entire project of civilization as we have constructed it possible? plan that we don't have.

    There's always more elective war. That's pretty much been our operating plan for the last century plus. All we have to do is scale things up.

    Some of you have children.

    Good. The coming oil wars will need foot-soldiers to keep all of your your cars running. SOMEONE'S going to have to occupy Saudi Arabia when it collapses under the weight of it's own contradictions. Lexi & I don't have kids, it'll have to be yours.

    Or we would, as a society, make other plans.

    One way or another, The Long Emergency is real. And it is blossoming for us. It will be a way of life for the foreseeable future.

    And we don't have a plan.

    Previously in O,DIKTO?:
    -"If we weren't meant to feed cars before people, why would we have so much paved road?"

    -Americans will riot over gas before we riot over food

    -Not with a bang, but a whimper: The End of Suburbia

    -If I can't bike with a broken collarbone... [MAJOR anti-personal-automobiles rant]

    -Automobile = Pollution + Terrorism + Jellybutt
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    Monkey on a bike
    The Tide Turns Against Biofuels (transcript):
    With food prices increasing at a breakneck rate, many experts on energy and the environment are turning away from what was once considered to be a green alternative to fossil fuels.
    Ben Wikler of Avaaz.org tells The Real News Network that rainforests, the "lungs of the planet," are being cut down to grow crops for biofuels. The result, he says, is that biofuels are having a net negative impact on global warming. On top of that, the transfer of land from food production to energy production is causing food prices to skyrocket.

    Katarina Wahlberg of the Global Policy Forum tells The Real News Network that biofuels are a "very dangerous trend," and calls for an outright moratorium on their production.

    Previously in O,DIKTO?:
    -Americans will riot over gas before we riot over food
    -Not with a bang, but a whimper: The End of Suburbia
    -If I can't bike with a broken collarbone... [MAJOR anti-personal-automobiles rant]
    -Automobile = Pollution + Terrorism + Jellybutt
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    Of Shamrocks and Lowriders

    • Mar. 18th, 2008 at 10:56 AM
    Was it over...?
    Did you know that:
    -Chupacabras are just Spanish-speaking Leprechauns?
    -The potato was brought to the Emerald Isle from Aztlan?
    -The San Patricios fought con los Mexicanos in the Mexican-American war (after deserting Uncle Sam)?

    "Cholas and the Irish: The Untold History"


    Neither did I. Well, I knew about the Leprechauns thing. That was obvious from the get-go.
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    Apartheid 2.0: The Occupied Territories

    • Oct. 26th, 2007 at 7:21 AM
    Pirate Monkey
    UN expert rails at Quartet policies
    John Dugard speaks slowly and carefully. He rarely hesitates. But from his measured voice comes a reputation for being outspoken.

    Earlier this year, in his role as special rapporteur to the UN Human Rights Council for the Palestinian Territories, the South African law professor wrote a report for the UN General Assembly in which he compared Israel's actions to those of apartheid South Africa.

    Indeed, the word "apartheid" appears 24 times in the 24-page report.

    But in his interview with the BBC, Mr Dugard goes further than before.

    He has been trenchant in his belief in the past seven years that he has held the UN post that Israel is collectively punishing the Palestinians.

    Now, though, he has the international community, and the UN itself, in his sights for complicity.
    If anybody knows what Apartheid looks like, I'd say pretty much any South African over the age of around 25 would have a pretty solid, first hand understanding of what that looked like.

    Someone like, say, Rev. Desmond Tutu. Nothing substantial has changed in the conditions the Palestinians are living under since he gave his "Apartheid in the Holy Land" address in 2002, and I'm unaware of any statements he's made changing his opinion.

    What Apartheid like actions? Routine, degrading strip-searches of women by Israeli border guards and airport security. Disrupting the olive harvest. "Israeli only" security roads criss-crossing Palestinian land while Palestinian towns are locked behind barbed wire and armed checkpoints. Collective punishment. Fucking with Palestinian access to water, the very stuff of life. Demolishing Palestinian houses, stealing their land, and systematically trying to drive them out.

    That sort of thing.

    The world largely turned it's back on South Africa when I was a young man, made them an international pariah, boycotted S.A. goods, urged their universities to divest their portfolios of South African interests, created kick-ass music videos about just how much Apartheid sucked, and would have nothing to do with them.

    Because of Apartheid.

    Because of everything that word means.

    And when South Africa officially ended Apartheid, they were welcomed back into the community of nations and the boycotts ended (btw, go bokke!).

    What human rights* groups like B'tselem and If Americans Knew report routinely and systematically goes on in the occupied territories meets, by the South African eye, the Apartheid test.

    Good enough for me and Jimmy Carter.

    What did YOU PERSONALLY say and do regarding Apartheid prior to 1993? Where did you stand? I know where I stood then, and now.

    I was then and am now for the United Nations Universal Declaration on Human Rights and against Apartheid.

    If Israel was a strategic asset during the Cold War, that war is over and today defending Israel is a strategic liability.** Especially when Israel gets more support from the U.S. (economic, political, and military, and on sweeter terms) than any other nation on the planet, including allies we consider strategic assets. So realpolitik arguments for the level of support we give Israel are void.

    And any moral arguments for the degree of America's official support of Israel (at the direct expense of the Palestinians) have to deal with the "A" word, or or they can't really be taken seriously.

    Israel has a right to exist, and it's a wealthy rogue nuclear power (that hasn't signed the NPT) with a powerful military machine. Their existence isn't threatened. Because nobody that has nuclear weapons gets invaded.

    But if systemic degradation and human rights violations are the price of Israel's existence, then I say:
    "Ally or not, friend or not, I don't want the United States aligned with, arming, shoveling money, or giving unblinking political cover no matter what, to an Apartheid regime."
    Historian Tony Judt is one of the people interviewed in the Dutch documentary De Israel Lobby about the controversial Mearshiemer and & Walt article/book, along with Richard Perle, the President of Human Rights Watch, and Lawrence Wilkinson (author of Colin Powell's infamous selling out his good name, credibility, and international respect WMD speech to the U.N.. (95% English language, highly recommended).

    Judt points out in the movie that if America turns it's back on Israel, then Israel will have no friends left in the world. This is largely because much of the world doesn't like what Israel does (or, let's be honest, are outright hostile to Israel) and they think that Israel gets away with being an abusive bully because of U.S. political support, money, and arms shipments.

    And if Israel persists in it's anti-Palestinian Apartheid, Americans might just start to think washing our hands of Israel rather than encouraging her to change might be the wiser choice for American national interests.

    And that is most definitely not in Israel's interest.

    Becoming a "pariah state" as it's American sugar daddy patron loses its global influence is something the Israeli foreign ministry is already worried about.

    Every Israeli I've ever met has been a human being, with the full range of human characteristics. The ones I've been lucky enough to befriend, camp with, work with, party with, and/or make out with have been aces in general, regardless of where they're from.

    I want them to live in peace and security.

    I want that for everyboby. As Elwood Blues put it, "You, me, us, them. Everybody."

    And I want to support an Israel, democratic friend and ally to the United States, that doesn't make systemic and systematic violations of basic human rights government policy.

    But if their government insists in keeping the Apartheid boot on the Palestinian neck, I don't want my government paying for it, arming it, or giving it unquestioning political cover and support.

    And I'm going to start writing my elected officials out it.

    It's the Apartheid, stupid.


    * Human rights are universal, period. I reject Palestinian violence as vigorously as I do Israeli Apartheid. But while it's morally wrong to stab people regardless, stabbing the leg of the person with a boot on your neck and a gun in your ear is maybe a predictable reaction.

    ** We guarantee her defense, but can't use Israel as a launching base for our military, nor can we use the IDF as our proxy in the area. And our paying for the Israeli boot on the Palestinian neck generates massive ill will, worldwide, SPECIFICALLY MOTIVATING THE TERRORIST ENEMY AGAINST AMERICA. Strategically, Israel's a white elephant.

    Still, one doesn't abandon one's allies just because they're no longer useful. Unless those allies are southern Iraqi Shia who rose up against Saddam Hussein after the first Gulf War. Or the Iraqi translators and such who threw their lot in with us after round two. In those cases, we'll drop you like a hot potato if things get dicey and leave you to the wolves.

    Or if you're dragging us into a nuclear WWIII with Iran. In that case, I'd drop an ally like a hot potato too, especially an Apartheid ally.
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    Gonna buzz all night long!
    • "KING CORN is a feature documentary about two friends, one acre of corn, and the subsidized crop that drives our fast-food nation. In the film, Ian Cheney and Curt Ellis move to the heartland to learn where their food comes from. With the help of friendly neighbors, genetically modified seeds, and powerful herbicides, they plant and grow a bumper crop of America’s most-productive, most-subsidized grain on one acre of Iowa soil. But when they try to follow their pile of corn into the food system, what they find raises troubling questions about how we eat—and how we farm."

      EVERYTHING on your plate is corn.



    • "THE REAL DIRT ON FARMER JOHN is directed by Taggart Siegel, who made the film in a most unusual way – shooting farmer John Peterson over 25-years of their evolving friendship, and using multiple media, from Super8 home movies to modern video -- allowing him to capture his alternately humorous, heartbreaking and spirited life with raw drama and intimacy. Along the way, Siegel charts Farmer John’s astonishing journey from farm boy to counter-culture rebel to the son who almost lost the family farm to a beacon of today’s booming organic farming movement. The result is a tale that ebbs and flows with the fortunes of the soil and revealingly mirrors the changing American times."



      Attention, [info]xtingu: Bee suits.

    • Leo is a happy little pig on a happy, sunny farm with a red barn and lots of room. until Moopheus offers him the red pill, at which point Leo wakes up and sees what kind of industrial-scale, massively polluting, factory conditions he's been living under the illusion that is...
      -THE MEATRIX!
      -THE MEATRIX 2: REVOLTING. Moopheus, Chickitty, and Leo go inside the dairy industry.
      -THE MEATRIX 2½: Inside the processing facility

    • Okay, that was the cartoon. Here's the real thing. Slaughterhouse: The Task of Blood. A British documentary about the men who work in a small, family-owned abattoir in Oldham. From herds of cute sheep, mooing cattle, and oinking pigs, to bloody corpse hanging from a chain being disassembled with knives, chainsaws, and hydraulic pincers, to meat, ready for packaging and purchase by you at your local butcher shop. This is where is comes from, this is who does it.



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      Very interesting to view the kosher and halal slaughtermen in comparison to their secular counterparts. And personally, if you eat meat regularly I think you have a borderline moral responsibility to take an hour and watch all four parts. Because a country that wants meat but doesn't want to know where it comes from ends up with THE MEATRIX.

      Because eating meat and not looking where it comes from squarely in the eye sweats hypocrisy.

      And because if abattoirs had glass walls, more people would be vegetarians*
      * Altough if KING CORN is right, most of that meat is corn-fed anyway. But that doesn't count. Watch the slaughtermen do their job, or go buy yourself some fucking soyrizo.
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    Frankenfoods as the cause of Foodpocalypse?

    • Mar. 26th, 2007 at 9:29 PM
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    via huffingtonpost.com
    COLLAPSING COLONIES: Are GM Crops Killing Bees?

    A mysterious decimation of bee populations has German beekeepers worried, while a similar phenomenon in the United States is gradually assuming catastrophic proportions. The consequences for agriculture and the economy could be enormous...

    The problem, says Haefeker, has a number of causes, one being the varroa mite, introduced from Asia, and another is the widespread practice in agriculture of spraying wildflowers with herbicides and practicing monoculture. Another possible cause, according to Haefeker, is the controversial and growing use of genetic engineering in agriculture.

    As far back as 2005, Haefeker ended an article he contributed to the journal Der Kritischer Agrarbericht (Critical Agricultural Report) with an Albert Einstein quote: "If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe then man would only have four years of life left. No more bees, no more pollination, no more plants, no more animals, no more man."

    Mysterious events in recent months have suddenly made Einstein's apocalyptic vision seem all the more topical. For unknown reasons, bee populations throughout Germany are disappearing -- something that is so far only harming beekeepers. But the situation is different in the United States, where bees are dying in such dramatic numbers that the economic consequences could soon be dire. No one knows what is causing the bees to perish, but some experts believe that the large-scale use of genetically modified plants in the US could be a factor.
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